A married couple wake every morning to the sound of an advertised alarm clock and watch the weather on their advertised television. Then they arise from their advertised bed and prepare for work, using their advertised toothbrushes, cosmetics, razors and hairbrushes. They eat a nutritious breakfast of advertised orange juice, advertised coffee, advertised pancakes and advertised eggs, bought at a darling boutique they discovered in an advertisement in an advertised newspaper. Then they went back upstairs and got dressed in some nice advertised clothes and shiny advertised shoes. Then they went to the garage, opened the garage door with an advertised garage-door opener and drove their nifty advertised hybrid vehicle to the office. They unlocked the advertised door-lock with an advertised key and spent the day sitting on their comfortable advertised chairs at their advertised desks and talked on their advertised phones, worked with their advertised computers and wrote with advertised pens on advertised order pads. ...
They refuse to advertise their products and services because, they say, “It doesn't pay,” yet when their unadvertised business goes under, they will advertise it...
“For sale by owner.”
Tags: Marketing Advertising Entertainment
